What if..........................

1. What if people never said "What IF....." when revisiting their past mistakes?
2. What if you could download someone's brain....say a concert pianist?
3. What if the Catholic church was held responsible for the 5 million "heretics" they killed?
4. What if farts smelled like lemon meringue pie?
5. What if their were no sex-role stereotypes?
6. What if you could take your arms off at night so you could sleep more corfortably on your side? How would you get them back on in the morning?
7. What if religion focused on cohesiveness instead of divisiness?
8. What if we could call the dead on a cell phone once a year to check in with them?
9. What if killing during war was seen as assassinating your brother?
10. What if Frankenstein were a ballet dancer?
11. What if Hitler had taken more interest in his art than politics?
12. What if Jerry Faldwell discovered he was gay? Would he discommunicate himself?
13. What if you could crawl into a worm hole in space? Where would you end up?
14. What if people just pulled down their pants and pooped wherever they were standing?
15. What if prostitutes accepted coupons?
15. What if "mooning" was substituted for applause?
16. What if you could leave your uterus at home?
17. What if children were infertile until the age of 21?
18. What if you gave everyone one dollar. You still wouldn't have as much money as a CEO's yearly salary.
19. What if jails were destroyed?
20. What if authorities knew they had no real authority?
21. What if you could "mind meld" with a dolphin?
22. What if Budha, Jesus, Lao Tsu and Hitler had to share an apartment?
23. What if you had to have sex with either Oprah or President Bush to not be hung?
24. What if Clint Eastwood had decided to be an accountant?
25, What if pain was a signal that you could turn off?
26. What if advertiser's told the truth? This product is doing badly in a poor economy and we'll be filing Chapter 13 if you don't buy this product.
27. What if people knew how amazing their bodies are and didn't fixate on their illnesses?
28. What if the aliens visited me first?
29. What if people didn't buy into celebrity?
30. What if animals dominated humans? Already been done....Planet of the Apes
31. What if teleportation existed?
32. What if people weren't afraid of the concept of cloning?
33. What if the IRS was replaced by a flat-tax system that didn't allow loopholes?
34. What if you could turn your body inside out? You could just rub food on your intestines directly. There would be a puddle of hydrochloric acid in your chair when you got up.
35. What if we had an exoskeleton, like a lobster. You could just SEE if someone had osteoporosis or bone cancer.
36. What if congress reflected the whole of life with equal representation.....instead of all white guys in suits?
37. What if we don't all see the same color when we say "red". Maybe some of us see yellow or green. We call it what we've learned to call it. Is that why we all have a different favorite color?
38. What if we are interfering when we don't let things be extinct?
39. What if Santa Claus were a pediphile?
40. What if people were quiet for a designated time and all power was stopped for complete silence?
41. What if you could time travel and couldn't find any era that you liked to live in?
42. What if you knew all truths and didn't share them with anyone? Would they do you any good?
43. What if we developed gills and had to go back to the water to survive?
44. What if addictions could be instantly cured?
45. What if people could look up the exact time of their death?